I have a friend who is special, he has an undeniable talent
Besides being a computer wiz he is also quite gallant
He and Rockmoninoff both virtuosos on the keyboard they play.
Put Rock next to Don and Rock is just a cliché
Don my Webmaster is most supreme
To watch him solve my computer problems he’s a dream
He’s a long tall Texan with a knack
There ain’t a computer problem he can’t crack
I once had a virus so bad they called me Typhoid Mary
He waved his magic wand then said an incantation while sipping a sherry
Bang the problem was gone, now it’s Dick is merry not Typhoid Mary
When I get a problem like that, boy it can really be scary
I enjoy poetry and have a private collection
They are not all classics but they are my selection
I wanted to import a favorite or two
But I didn’t want to retype all those verses that would make me blue
I told my trouble and woes to my Webmaster
Don said don’t fret what you need is a scanner
Installing stuff is not my bag
He said that’s not a snag, I’ll install it in less time than it takes to raise the flag
Now that it’s in transporting poetry is a snap
My library of poetry includes Poe Service and Silverstein with just a zap
I included some of Dr. Seuss mostly he’s silly as a goose
I like his style it makes me smile, and this helps me stay loose
I know I have the best Webmaster under the sun
Not only a web man and friend, to be with he is fun
If technical difficulties get in my way
I’ll just call the man and this is what he’ll say
Stand by Dick don’t panic
I’ll be over in a flash, don’t get frantic
We’ll beat this problem just like all the others
After all were just like brothers
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